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【吐槽双声道】姆巴佩天神下凡送走梅西奥塔门迪过街人人喊打

时间：2022-09-04 19:08:04 来源：阿鲁姆

今天，足球天空小毅给大家分享阿鲁姆带来的《【吐槽双声道】姆巴佩天神下凡送走梅西奥塔门迪过街人人喊打》。

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@法国 4-3 阿根廷

[–]【Benfica】Lord_Ewok 1043 points 7 hours ago

wtf is Mbappé Flash or something.

姆巴佩是闪电侠还是啥。

[–]【India】mani_tapori 93 points 6 hours ago

Next stop for Mbappe isn"t Real Madrid or Barcelona, it"s Olympics in 100m dash.

姆巴佩的下一站不是皇马也不是巴萨，而是奥运会百米冲刺。

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[–]【Chelsea】TuckFottenham 185 points 7 hours ago

Kante"s gonna mark Messi all the way to Argentina and meet all of his family and friends at this rate

坎特盯梅西盯得这么紧，再下去要跟他回阿根廷见家人朋友了

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[–]【Brazil】TheBestTortilla 656 points 8 hours ago

Lol dude just said ‘false 9 false coach’ for Argentina’s lineup

哈哈哈电视里那货刚说了阿根廷首发是“伪9号、伪教练”

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[–]【England】tapebandit 264 points 7 hours ago

Deschamps Master Gameplan

Hit ball long to Mbappe

Argentina defenders be like “O shit he fast”

Foul him

Chance to score

德尚真战术大师

长传找姆巴佩

阿根廷后卫想“卧槽太快了”

犯规

送给法国得分机会

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[–]【Philadelphia Union】TriflingHotDogVendor 310 points 7 hours ago

Mbappe is like playing FIFA on amateur difficulty. Just hold down the sprint button and go.

姆巴佩就跟玩FIFA大业余难度一样。只要按下加速冲就行了。

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[–]【England】preperprep 383 points 8 hours ago

Mbappe having 18 caps already is ridiculous. He"s gonna have 200 by the time he retires.

姆巴佩这第18次国家队出场已经这么无敌了。这么下去到退役要出场200次。

[–]【Ajax】sc2_ions 166 points 8 hours ago

He will be captain of france eventually at this rate

照这个趋势他以后肯定是法国队长

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[–]【Puneri】SuperSaiyan 2130 points 6 hours ago

Someone check on Maradona

谁看看马拉多纳什么情况

[–]【Torino】Lele_ 1964 points 6 hours ago

BBC commentators:

"Seems like they"re not showing much Maradona today."

"Good."

BBC解说：

“感觉今天电视没给马拉多纳太多镜头啊。”

“很好。”

[–]【Liverpool】goofygoober2 422 points 6 hours ago

Rumor has it he walked out the stadium with a bag of coke in hand after Mbappe’s second goal

传闻姆巴佩第二球之后他带着一袋白面默默走出了球场

[–]HowBen 530 points 6 hours ago

Maradona

a bag of coke

Redundant imo

马拉多纳

一袋白面

我觉得有点重复了

[–]Mikhailing 213 points 6 hours ago

Imagine a bag of coke carrying a bag of coke

一袋白面带着一袋白面走出了球场

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[–]【Spain】ImRBJ 5725 points 6 hours ago*

I"m now ready for the 0-0 Uruguay-Portugal game

EDIT: uhh

法国打得这么刺激，我现在已经准备好后面乌拉圭和葡萄牙0-0互交白卷了

[–]【Manchester United】DarkSofter 923 points 6 hours ago

And ronaldo scoring the final penalty on the shootout after doing fuck all the whole match and every newspaper main page is him shirtless doing his celebration

然后C罗全场毫无表现，靠着最后罚进一个点球，所有报纸的头版上都是他半裸庆祝的照片

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[–]【Spain】Pemoniz 3278 points 6 hours ago

Argentina"s tactics today:

Messi as false nine

Sampaoli as false coach

阿根廷今日战术：

梅西伪九号

桑保利伪教练

[–]【Manchester United】nickeddewicked 1335 points 6 hours ago

Otamendi as false defender

奥塔门迪伪后卫

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[–]kpdon1 1456 points 6 hours ago

Dybala , 24 years of age , didnt even play 24 minutes at this WC. what a waste of talent

迪巴拉，24岁，这届世界杯甚至没打上24分钟。真是浪费人才

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[–]【Universidad Católica】dgo792 1943 points 6 hours ago

Can somebody explain Meza over Dybala?

有人能解释一下为什么上梅萨不上迪巴拉吗？

[–]【Coritiba】viniribeiro 2281 points 7 hours ago

Sampaoli

桑保利能

[–]【Toronto FC】Kluey 1139 points 7 hours ago

Can somebody explain Sampaoli

那谁能解释一下桑保利的吗

[–]【Barcelona】pawneepark 722 points 7 hours ago

Meza.

梅萨能。

[–]【Chelsea】theRomanEmpire2710 234 points 7 hours ago

Bald fraud.

桑保利就是个秃头骗子。

[–]【Argentina】Kilen13 350 points 7 hours ago

Of the 5 midfield/attacking options available to him I think Meza is easily the worst.

Dybala

Higuain

Salvio

Lo Celso

Meza

5个攻击选项里，我真心觉得梅萨轻而易举是最差的那个。

迪巴拉

伊瓜因

萨尔维奥

洛赛尔索

梅萨

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[–]【England】FriedChickenIsTrash 4874 points 7 hours ago

This was brilliant England-esque strategy by Argentina, very smart of them to lose to avoid Portugal or Uruguay in the quarters

阿根廷这是巧妙运用了英格兰式的战术，只要现在输了就不用在1/4决赛对上葡萄牙或者乌拉圭了

[–]Theman1953 1516 points 7 hours ago

I can"t see them being beaten in the rest of this tournament now, intelligent stuff

本届世界杯接下来的比赛里都不会看到阿根廷输球了，真是太聪明了

[–]【Liverpool】ZeroMomentum 230 points 7 hours ago

Messi just activated stealth mode

梅西开启了隐身模式

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[–]【C?te d"Ivoire】Youngflyabs 1166 points 7 hours ago*

Takeaways: Great Match!!

France showed their ability to win the WC

Mbappe"s coming out party (Just dominated)

Pogba is as advertised

Kante has 3 sets of lungs

Argentina needs to find a new identity, and learn how to play as a team. I really feel bad for Messi.

划重点：很棒的比赛！

法国展现了赢下世界杯的能力

姆巴佩天神下凡

博格巴不再是虚假广告

坎特有3个肺

阿根廷需要找到新的自我，学会如何打团队足球。我真的为梅西感到难过。

[–]【Ipswich Town】IswtiadYswsanwtm 492 points 7 hours ago

Not just 3 sets of lungs but he has actual dignity, something that"s been severely lacking this tournament.

The amount of times he could have gone down rolling around like a child having a strop, but didn"t, was admirable. Especially when he got tackled terribly and decided to bounce it off and somehow stay on his feet instead of flopping. Already had a ton of respect from me, but just got even more after that performance.

坎特不仅仅是3个肺，而且真的很有尊严，这届世界杯就很缺这样的球员。

他有很多机会都可以倒地然后跟个娃娃一样哭，但是他并没有，这点太让人欣赏了。尤其是他被对手凶狠逼抢还决定要站起身来而不是倒地。我对他本来已经是成吨的敬佩，在这届世界杯之后更多了。

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[–]【Australia】Vaark 943 points 7 hours ago

RIP Ronaldo vs Messi dreams.

安息吧，传说中的梅罗对决。

[–]【Las Palmas】ozyxcv 533 points 7 hours ago

Don"t worry, you"ll still hear Messi"s name literally everytime Ronaldo touches the ball no matter how far Portugal advance

不要慌，无论葡萄牙能走到哪里，C罗每次拿球你还是能听到梅西的名字

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[–]【Red Star】GhostOfCaesar 455 points 7 hours ago

KYLIAN IN THE NAME OF

基利安，以为名

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[–]【United States】Aurify 3708 points 7 hours ago

FUCK OTAMENDI

去他妈的奥塔门迪

[–]【United States】thelosthansen 258 points 7 hours ago

Can"t believe Argentina finished with 11 men

难以置信阿根廷竟然能以11人完赛

[–]Rooonaldooo99 1343 points 7 hours ago

He did the same garbage against Croatia. What a cunt.

对克罗地亚也是这种垃圾踢法。真是个婊子。

[–]【Arsenal】colourofinfinity 661 points 7 hours ago

Proper prick move honestly, should"ve seen red both times. Fuck him

讲真实在是很脏了，两次都应该被红牌。去死吧

[–]KnownStuff 245 points 7 hours ago

He fucked his country"s chances when they had the momentum as well

而且还是在阿根廷势头正盛的时候摆了自己国家一道

[–]【Arsenal】OBERYN-MARTELLisG0D 550 points 7 hours ago

What a punchable piece of shit.

让人看了真的想打人。

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[–]【Australia】frhnchs6 487 points 7 hours ago

fuck Otamendi, shoulda been sent off

去他妈的奥塔门迪，应该被罚下才对

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[–]【Australia】Drooxnoox 787 points 7 hours ago

fuck right off Otamendi

给我就地滚蛋吧奥塔门迪

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[–]【Brazil】carterish 1371 points 7 hours ago

Best game of the World Cup so far imo

个人觉得是世界杯至今最好看的比赛

[–]【Liverpool】goofygoober2 404 points 7 hours ago

It felt like Spain/Portugal on steroids

像是打了兴奋剂的西班牙对葡萄牙

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[–]grshftx 427 points 7 hours ago

Decent game eh.

很不错的比赛了。

[–]【Manchester United】pisstacheerio 498 points 7 hours ago

hard to beat france v denmark tbh

说实话很难敌得过法国对丹麦那场

[–]【Celtics】pudlifting 202 points 7 hours ago*

Real intellectual football fans prefer the nuance of a beautiful 0-0 draw.

真正有脑的球迷都喜欢看无厘头的美丽0-0平局。

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[–]【Manchester United】DarkSofter 1332 points 7 hours ago

What a fucking match, hope every single one of them is like this, im bored of conservative plays and 1-1 2-1 scores. If that last chance went in it would have been an absolute classic

这比赛太他妈棒了，真希望每一场比赛都能像这场一样，我已经看腻了保守的1-1、2-1比分了。要是这场最后一攻进了的话那真的是经典了

[–]【Arsenal】friedgold1 195 points 7 hours ago

Could not have asked for a better match from a neutral

对于中立球迷来说无法要求更多了

[–]【Southampton】JoeyBulgaria 695 points 7 hours ago

Mbappe is so special, absolute pleasure to watch

This is why everyone is so hyped on France

姆巴佩太变态了，看他踢球真是一种享受

这就是为什么大家都这么看好法国的原因

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[–]【Manchester United】envague 1149 points 7 hours ago

Portrait of Messi"s executioner.