【吐槽双声道】姆巴佩拖时间再遭差评 胜负无所谓反正冠军英格兰

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@法国 1-0 比利时

[–]【Manchester United】BusterWhale 811 points 9 hours ago

France’s offensive gameplan:

Counterattack

Pass to Giroud in the box

Shot off target

法国进攻打法：

反击

给到禁区里的吉鲁

射偏

[–]【Belgium】theoneineveruse 979 points 9 hours ago

Belgium"s offensive gameplan:

Get in France"s box

Realise it"s full of french people

Lose the ball

比利时进攻打法：

打进法国禁区

发现全是法国人

掉球

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[–]【Mexico】anonisfag 630 points 10 hours ago

Hazard is so good holy shit

阿扎尔太强了我天啊

[–]【Genoa】CMDRJohnCasey 218 points 10 hours ago

Hazard has been one of the best things to watch in this WC

阿扎尔绝对是这届世界杯上最养眼的存在

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[–]FertileTrout 272 points 9 hours ago

Well there you go. That"s why there is diving in soccer. Hazard gets slammed twice no call, goes down easy gets the foul and a card.

呵呵就因为这样才会有人假摔啊。阿扎尔被重重放倒两次没吹，随便摔一下对手被吹犯规加一张黄牌。

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[–]【Morocco】teachersbelike 672 points 11 hours ago

The real winner of this match: the premier league

本场比赛最大赢家：英超

[–]【England】Muck777 171 points 11 hours ago

92 players left, 40 of them are PL players.

I think.

剩下92个球员，40个是英超的。

如果我没记错的话。

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[–]【Croatia】renome 438 points 9 hours ago

Hazard is possibly the only elite attacker in the world that never dives, didn"t need that replay to know he was fouled.

阿扎尔可能是当今足坛唯一一个不假摔的顶级攻击手，你都不需要看回放就知道他被对手侵犯了。

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[–]【Borussia Dortmund】TyraTanks 194 points 9 hours ago

Fouls on Hazard don"t count as fouls. -Todays Ref

对阿扎尔犯规不算犯规——当今裁判

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[–]【Chelsea】DistinctlyAverageOne 1414 points 9 hours ago

Belgium: We have two of the best playmakers in the Premier League on our team in Eden Hazard and Kevin De Bruyne.

Also Belgium: We should put Nacer Chadli on corner duty.

比利时：我们队里有英超最强的两个进攻组织者，阿扎尔和德布劳内。

还是比利时：我们应该让沙兹利来罚角球。

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[–]Jackdfcd18 2648 points 9 hours ago

The concussion protocol in this sport is extremely embarrassing. Under no circumstance should Matuidi have been allowed to come back on so quickly.

足球的冲撞处理规范也太丢人了吧。无论如何马图伊迪都不应该那么快回到球场的。

[–]【FC Cincinnati】ThisAmericanRepublic 498 points 9 hours ago

The Kramer incident last World Cup should have been a serious wake up call for everyone. Unfortunately, it was not.

上届世界杯的克拉默意外应该给所有人都提个醒了。不幸的是，并没有。

[–]【England】preperprep 553 points 9 hours ago

He didn"t have a fucking clue what was going on

他完全不知道他是谁，他在哪，他在干什么了

[–]Alchemist_92 285 points 9 hours ago

BBC announcers tried playing it off like he was intentionally stalling for time.

BBC解说还想方设法淡化，说他是故意拖时间。

[–]【England】preperprep 327 points 9 hours ago

Like i always say, fuck Danny Murphy

就像我一直说的，丹尼-墨菲去死吧

[–]【OFIE】vertonian3 1011 points 9 hours ago

Scary how he was still on the pitch. Missed his mouth with the water bottle coming off, hope he"s alright

还让他继续上场简直太可怕了好吗。他下场的时候嘴都对不准瓶子了，希望他没事

[–]【Brazil】Nihillo 194 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, when I saw him miss his mouth, I was like "uhhh, that guy is not alright, why did you let him back in?"

是的，我看到他喝水对不准的时候，想“额，这家伙问题大了，为啥还让他回去球场？”

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[–]【England】SuperSanti92 1064 points 9 hours ago

Varane was a fucking rock in this game

瓦拉内这场比赛就是块岩石啊

[–]【Chennaiyin FC】totalsports1 271 points 9 hours ago

How many crosses did the dude clear.. he was brilliant

这伙子解围了多少传中……打得太好了

[–]【Manchester United】silmarillionas 313 points 9 hours ago

And Pogba. Won most of the headers versus Fellaini of all people and bossed the midfield overall

博格巴也是。大多数和费莱尼争顶他都赢了，而且总体上控制了中场

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[–]【Spain】JKHighLight 2525 points 9 hours ago*

60 min: OK, Belgium has time they can play like that

70 min: Well, they can play like that but should probably be more aggressive

80 min: Belgium should definitely be more aggressive

90 min: Eh, hello Belgium? You"re losing the most important game of your lives guys...

60分钟：OK，比利时还有时间，继续这么打就行了

70分钟：好吧，他们可以继续这么打，但是应该稍微再有侵略性一点

80分钟：比利时绝对要打得更有侵略性一点

90分钟：额，比利时你有在听吗？你们这是打算把生涯最重要的比赛就这么白送掉吗……

[–]【England】jm-45679 1000 points 9 hours ago

Martinez should have brought Lukaku on imo

个人觉得马丁内斯应该换上卢卡库才对啊

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[–]【Belgium】Rxasaurus 324 points 8 hours ago

Kante is absolutely incredible I say that as both a Belgian and MUFC fan.

作为一名比利时和曼联双料球迷，我不得不说坎特绝对难以置信。

[–]【England】FrostyJesus 203 points 8 hours ago

The reddest of red devils

最红的魔

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[–]【Real Madrid】MotherDucker95 809 points 9 hours ago

Hazard was the only one who looked like he gave a shit

阿扎尔是唯一一个看起来在乎这场比赛输赢的人

[–]Rubiego 422 points 9 hours ago

Courtois as well.

库尔图瓦也是。

[–]【Chelsea】LasagneLifestyle 205 points 9 hours ago

STAY AWAY

皇马球迷请别靠近

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[–]【Liverpool】carterish 1508 points 9 hours ago

Football"s gonna have a hard time coming home

这下足球回家要难了

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[–]【Spain】GorillAffe 599 points 9 hours ago

I feel bad for Hazard

我很为阿扎尔难过

[–]【Liverpool】chokyx 311 points 9 hours ago

And Courtois.. There is only so much you can do as a goalkeeper..

还有库尔图瓦。作为门将你能做的就只有这些了……

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[–]【Spain】LosTerminators 1282 points 9 hours ago

France vs Belgium:

Third highest scoring team vs highest scoring team

Wealth of attacking talent

Two best counterattacking teams

Two most direct teams

End result:

1-0 win with the goal coming from a set piece

法国对比利时：

得分第三多 vs 得分最多

各种进攻天才

两支防反最好的球队

两支打法最直接的球队

结果：

1-0小胜，进球还是定位球

[–]【France】tkbchimyjr18 250 points 9 hours ago

Defenders & goalkeepers have been excellent throughout the tournament tho

但这届世界杯后卫和门将都超神

[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】rhysappa12 690 points 9 hours ago

Two best defenses in the tournament.

本届世界杯最好的两条防线你忘了说了。

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[–]【Jordan】AMajali 855 points 9 hours ago

Garbage ref, how is that only 6 minutes?

垃圾裁判，为啥只补6分钟？

[–]【Manchester United】eternal_rookie 504 points 9 hours ago

Yellow cards Mbappe for blatant time wasting. Blows the whistle at exactly 6 minutes. That"s without mentioning the foul on Hazards not getting called.

姆巴佩这么公然拖延时间应该黄牌。刚到6分钟就直接吹掉比赛。更不用说对阿扎尔各种犯规没吹了。

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[–]yashknight 798 points 9 hours ago

That ending made me support England/Croatia for final

姆巴佩结尾那几下，让我决赛坚定支持英格兰和克罗地亚的胜者

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[–]【England】sonofaBilic 1493 points 9 hours ago*

Umtiti, Varane - take a bow. Absolute defensive masterclass this evening.

乌姆蒂蒂、瓦拉内——受我一拜。今晚真是大师级的防守。

[–]【Germany】Low_War 692 points 9 hours ago

Pogba was also fucking brilliant today

博格巴今晚也他妈的厉害

[–]【Boca Juniors】ZurdoMaster 329 points 9 hours ago

Kante was on point as well.

坎特也很正点。

[–]【France】Moutch 460 points 9 hours ago

We don"t mention that anymore.

这个现在已经都不提了。

[–]【France】blachat 343 points 10 hours ago

Agreed, Lukaku was invisible thanks to them

同意，因为他们所以卢卡库完全隐身了

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[–]【Montreal Impact】HanshinFan 1085 points 9 hours ago

If Belgium win their next match they can still be the Bronze Generation.

要是比利时下一场能赢的话，还是能竞争一下青铜一代的名号的。

[–]【Club Brugge】BigLeBluffski 448 points 9 hours ago

As a Belgian I"m crying whilest laughing

作为比利时人，我真是笑着流泪

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[–]【NorthEast United】prediction_guy 389 points 10 hours ago

You can criticise Deschamps all you want for his defensive approach but today it won them the game

德尚的防守打法你想怎么批评都行，但就是靠这个他们今天才赢了球

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[–]afanofyourmother 715 points 10 hours ago

Hazard was absolutely immense today, best player on the pitch by far

阿扎尔今天太强了，绝对是场上最强的球员

[–]【France】Makalockheart 289 points 10 hours ago*

Hazard is an absolutely beast, I love him and seeing him sad makes me sad

阿扎尔绝对野兽，我很喜欢他，看到他伤心让我也很伤心

[–]【Ecuador】Montuvito_G 124 points 10 hours ago

Has dominated this World Cup like Robben did in 2014, Forlan did in 2010, and Zidane did in 2006. Hope he gets the Golden Ball.

他这届世界杯的统治力就像是2014的罗本，2010年的弗兰，2006年的齐达内。希望阿扎尔能拿到（世界杯）金球。

[–]nnerba 269 points 10 hours ago

He was nowhere near as good as Zidane in 2006.

他跟2006年的齐达内比还是相差了十万八千里。

[–]A1DickSauce 210 points 9 hours ago

None of these guys were as good as Zidane in 2006

这些人没一个能和2006年的齐达内比的

[–]【Bayern München】DemetriusXVII 132 points 9 hours ago

Even Zidane wasn"t as good as Zidane in 2006

即便齐达内自己都没2006年的齐达内强

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[–]【Vele? Mostarat】omsej 979 points 10 hours ago

whoever won this was going to get thrashed by england anyways so it doesnt really matter

不管最后谁赢了，反正最后决赛还是要被英格兰日，所以其实也无所谓

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